1. Wake me up at 3am just to tell me that I’m not close enough. Wake me again at 7am because we need to get ready for the day. Once more at 7:15 because we both know I don’t do mornings. Tell me about the dream you had last night while we have toast and orange juice. I’m tired as hell but I hear and feel every single word that you say. Ask me how I slept because you feel like you’ve been talking for too long. My answer is always the same when you ask, sleeping next to you is heavenly. Apologize for waking me up at 3 while I assure you that it’s okay and that I’m so glad that you did, then rally in your stubborn persistence the notion that it was out of line. Start explaining how wrong it was. You won’t get very far into your rant because I need to kiss you. Not only to stop you from being ridiculous but because I love you so much more than I can express with words. So please, wake me up at 3am so I can pull you closer and kiss you softly. “I love you endlessly” will be my sleepy response each time; as those four words are the only ones that can even come close to explaining my feelings for you.
    – I love you a lot. (via sarahiscray)

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  2. lotrlockedwhovian:

    baby-dahlia:

    Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
    You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

    This is important.

    (via hashtagohjazzmin)

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  3. kaylainthetardis:

    amoracomplex:

    dirtrider333:

    zombikki:

    veganasfuck:

    how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

    this is the best joke ever

    haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

    You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

    *mic-drop*

    (via hashtagohjazzmin)

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  6. wentzest:

    when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade image

    (via timberwolvesatnj)

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  7. Well my friend just shitted out on me.

    They decided to make plans without me again and get pissed when I say I can’t do those things. Even when I have more than enough reason not to be able to. Let’s go over just the reason I can’t go with THEM first and then we’ll talk about why I have to STAY

    They want to go tubing

    1. I’m broke.
    2. This means I can’t contribute with gas money
    3. I can’t contribute with a vehicle
    4. I can’t go out to eat with them while I’m there because I’m broke
    5. I don’t have any bathing suits
    6. Oh and I can’t exactly swim the best so if shit happens like it did when my brother went I’d be dead in a heartbeat.
    7. They are contributing one vehicle total that seats 5 and they want about 7 people to be going. Maybe more. [They want everyone to go so it’ll be a final group outing with everyone before the semester is over]
    8. I have a cat so I would have to literally get a hotel just so the kitty would be able to stay and even then I have to go and feed it throughout the day.

    Reasons I have to STAY

    1. I have a lost/stolen wallet I need to fix. this means…
    2. I have to report it to the police station
    3. I have to go to the DPS and order a new ID
    4. I have to go to my bank and then order new debit cards
    5. I have to go finish purchasing clothes that my parents told me to buy for Saturday cause Saturday I have to go to my cousins fifteen and both my brothers football game. And the reason I can go out of town Saturday is because my parents are paying for a hotel where I can bring in my kitty.
    6. I have to call maintenance to get my a/c fixed. and then wait for them to come and fix it because I have to be here when they do.
    7. I have a CAT who needs to be fed throughout the day.

    The thing is the first thing on the list my friend had said she’d help me with cause when you have no drivers license and you go to a police station to report it lost they obviously know you have NO drivers license. You can’t exactly drive out of the station without a license. She was supposed to be my ‘driver’ in case they asked how I was gonna idk…Drive legally? I can’t do the next few things on said list until I have a police report. She had already agreed to help me.

    I wasn’t the only one unable to go with them so they considered changing the date because hey, the other chick has a banquet and one dude hadn’t responded yet so they said Thursday. So my friend would still be able to help me today, Wednesday. Except I woke up this morning [7am since I have so much to do] with a shit ton of messages to read through to find that they’ve all left already. This means they’ve forced my other friend to forgo her banquet. The other one totally left behind. And the one who was supposed to help? Not even a second thought.

    This kind of sort of really puts me in a pissed off shitty mood.

    #FindMoreConsiderateFriends? Maybe.

    2 months ago  /  4 notes

  8. discipleofkreia:

    seekingmybeloved:

    badreputations:

    golden-gang:

    videohall:

    This girl is insane, I think

    > It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

    > Her neighbors must hate her.

    what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.

    This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.

    WHAT

    THE

    HECK

    I love this girl.

    (via hashtagohjazzmin)

    3 months ago  /  425,369 notes  /  Source: videohall

  9. capnvonv666:

    chris-evanger:

    that-big-gay-impala:

    phoenixmoonstone:

    carryonmy-assbutt:

    anycsifan:

    sammycasdean:

    superhetavengerstucklock:

    drop-that-punpunpun:

    i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

    image

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    now we just need a show that references Supernatural

    You mean like

    image

    Supernatural?

    (via hashtagohjazzmin)

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  10. chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

    chronic-genderbender:

    jaredsadalecki:

    breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

    Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

    (via hashtagohjazzmin)

    3 months ago  /  273,657 notes  /  Source: cptnarnerica